Can I have a real friend?

I need a friend because in these 79 years old, I am lonesome. And today I have the choice to have a friend. I am 80 years old and I live in the forest and specifically in a tree. I am very adventurous and very famous because I played in the book called “The Hobbit”. So I like to sit outside in my garden .I hunt and I drink my cigarette. Also something that I hate is to eat food. My favourite silliness which I do is to go out to my house and I fight with other people who live there for example Gandalf , Gollum and others.


So that is all for me if you have any questions please communicate :
Address: Mars 24 street lakatamia
Phone:+35799809817616
Email: Bilbo83thegood person-@hotmail.com